Tuesday 18 January 2011

Wicketkeeper

Bloke who stands behind the stumps with big gloves on whose responsibility it is to stop the ball going past him. It's only since stump microphones were universally adopted that anyone realised that all of them are deeply irritating characters who never shut up.
Mitchell Johnson hates them judging by the filth he hurls in their general direction and the UDRS has gone to prove that they're all untrustworthy chancers.

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