New balls please

We're having a makeover. Cricketballs is dead in deference to Cricket With Balls - it's just too similar.

So having rejected:
No County For Old Men
Pace and bounce
Trottskyites and Lehmannists
If Life Gives You Lehmanns (make Lehmannade)
Bumble and Squeak
Cow Corner
Good County Men
Saying it like Sir Geoff
Attitude Cricket
Ballsheviks
Beg, Borren and Steal
and
Peter Borren Ate My Hamster...

we are now Tasty Morkels. Same old rubbish, different name, delivered from a slightly steeper angle. Welcome aboard.