Mascarenhas, Dimitri

Dim ex-England all-rounder who decided it would be a good idea to slag off the Chairman of Selectors via the medium of his recently activated Twitter account. Whatever happened to the bitter cigarette on the balcony of the dressing room, with a bottle of Stella in your other hand? Ahh for the good old days. I'm sure Carbs would have humoured you Dimi.